“Where shall I put it.

A beautiful, young lady about 21 went to a doctor and asked for a check-up.The doctor claimed that he had to use a thermometer for the check-up. So the doctor asked her, “Where shall I put the thermom_ Chrissy:I’m also moving back in a couple of years so how can I make it seem like we [...]
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Carie:
I told her that I don't give a damn.
(27 March 2017)

Carie:
She told me that they said they were our sons friend so it was fine.
(27 March 2017)

Carie:
I tell her that crazies are going all around knocking on peoples doors and killing them when they answer.
(27 March 2017)

Carie:
I tell her that don't she EVER answer my damn door for no strangers.
(27 March 2017)

Carie:
I took down his number and when the door was shut I grabbed my wife's shoulders and shook her, calling her all kinds of block head idiots.
(27 March 2017)

Carie:
However as I'm going back for a pen & paper, my wife opens up the door to this man to say hello.
(27 March 2017)

Carie:
They ask to inform my son that they came by and to give them their phone number.
(27 March 2017)

Carie:
The person, who we never me, says they are a friend of my sons, who is out of state at the moment.
(27 March 2017)

Carie:
I run behind her and stop her, yelling through the door for identification.
(27 March 2017)

Carie:
As we're talking, there's a knock at the door and my wife jumps up to answer it.
(27 March 2017)