Cliche shit on profiles

Note: I did edit this, as I did come off very strong, so I amended it to be less confrontational. OK, one of the things I see on profiles, this applies mainly to men’s profiles, is the phrase, “quali_ Lawrence:My friend makes me watch the Weather Channel every week whenever there’s something on about tornadoes she [...]
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Micheal:
Generally, he has been great and better than what I think I deserve.
(31 January 2017)

Micheal:
I made it very clear to him I wouldn't sleep with him right away and he has been more than respectful in that regard.
(31 January 2017)

Micheal:
Anyway, I started dating this 22 year old guy late September and he is my first boyfriend ever.
(31 January 2017)

Micheal:
You could say I have been sheltered for my whole life and am really shy, especially around guys.
(31 January 2017)

Micheal:
I am a 19 year old female and am in a very confusing place in my life right now.
(31 January 2017)

Faviola:
Why would my friend always not reach for the bill first?
(31 January 2017)

Faviola:
Does she think I'm cheap and wants me to put my share first?
(31 January 2017)

Lakeesha:
Should I wait to follow-up?
(31 January 2017)

Lakeesha:
Do I follow-up now or wait until near end of Feb?
(31 January 2017)

Lakeesha:
Last month my prof had discussed about a potential research project but won't know if funding is confirmed until late Feb.
(31 January 2017)