This Guy Almost had me…

So I open a message on Meelp last night and after making me laugh (always a good start) the man addressing me wrote this:…”so some truth…let’s see…as far as sex goes, I’m a very dominant sort of //meelp.com/blog/619094/post_3292098.html?ANON_CONFIRM=TRUE Allie:Is a girl into me if she forgets things we talk about?(12 November 2016) Allie:From this, do you guys [...]
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Tempie:
What happens after infatuation ends in a marriage?
(2 December 2016)

Tempie:
You used to have a crush on them then it stopped.
(2 December 2016)

Dani:
Girls: What would you do if your boyfriend said this to you?
(2 December 2016)

Dani:
Suppose he said we need to break up because he's not worthy of having a girlfriend, that he's a complete loser, unattractive and with no talents of any kind, and he can't see why any woman would want to be with him.
(2 December 2016)

Billie:
My Dad says I am worthless and an embarrassment to him because he caught me smoking pot. How do I make up?
(2 December 2016)

Billie:
Also am I horrible or is this normal like my friend says?
(2 December 2016)

Lashonda:
HELP!!! ACCIDENTALLY ATE MY MAN'S SAUSAGE?
(2 December 2016)

Lashonda:
Out of instinct, I swallowed, and his penis went down my throat.
(2 December 2016)

Lashonda:
We started with deepthroating, and I accidentally gagged and bit his penis off.
(2 December 2016)

Lashonda:
So it was my man's birthday, and we decided to celebrate with hot gay sex.
(2 December 2016)